The Slimex (Hardcover)
The Slimex (Hardcover)
The full story's already out there, free, one chapter at a time on the Cathedral (read the whole thing anytime at popedeslime.com). This is the version you can actually hold.
Forty chapters of Pope de Slime's own account of everything — from the first puddle to right now — printed here for the first time as a real book, with its own dedicated table of contents and set on cream-colored pages instead of a scrolling screen. Same true (mostly true) history. Just given a spine, a cover, and a place on your shelf next to whatever else you actually go back to.
Details
Hardcover, forty chapters, cream pages instead of a scroll bar -- and its own dedicated table of contents, built just for this edition, because hunting through forty chapters for one page with your thumb is nobody's idea of a good time. Same words that are already free on the Cathedral. This is just the version with a spine, a cover, and somewhere to sit on your shelf.
Shipping & Returns
This one gets printed the moment you order it, not pulled off a shelf somewhere -- so give it a little time to actually get made before it ships. Real US-domestic shipping applies at checkout, same as everything else here, no surprises baked into the price. If a copy shows up with a genuine printing defect, tell me and I'll make it right. A book that's already been read and sent back isn't really returnable the way a t-shirt is, so I'd rather you be sure before you order than sorry after. 💚