His Holiness Has Arrived
The Cathedral of Viscous Virtues
Apparel and accessories for anyone who takes their faith seriously and their humor even more seriously. Stick with Him.
Choose Your Theme
The Holy Orders
The Arcade
Every cabinet in here runs on the same secret track: the Iconic Pope De Slime Theme Song™, four billion years in the making and filed nowhere else on the internet. The only way to hear it is to boot up one of our first two games — Slime Sprint or Cathedral Climb — and let it play while you get absolutely wrecked by a cloud.